Raccoon Bites Off Mans Penis?

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Raccoon Bites Off Mans Penis?

Unread postby ParaWhore » 17th February, 2012, 3:44 pm

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Re: Raccoon Bites Off Mans Penis?

Unread postby Codeax » 17th February, 2012, 3:46 pm

Kinky wasteland material.
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Unread postby That Canadian Guy » 17th February, 2012, 3:50 pm

OP needs to lower his thread to post ratio for the good of humanity.
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Re: Raccoon Bites Off Mans Penis?

Unread postby ParaWhore » 17th February, 2012, 3:52 pm

That Canadian Guy wrote:OP needs to lower his thread to post ratio for the good of humanity.

:glasses: Outcome.. Illogical :squint:
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Unread postby Muspelli » 17th February, 2012, 4:14 pm

Situation... annoying.
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Unread postby Platinum_45 » 17th February, 2012, 4:17 pm

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Unread postby Lumpyspaceprincess » 17th February, 2012, 8:46 pm

What an asshole, he got what was coming to him. Who the fuck rapes a raccoon?!?
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Unread postby Nevermore » 18th February, 2012, 1:15 am

Lumpyspaceprincess wrote:What an asshole, he got what was coming to him. Who the fuck rapes a raccoon?!?

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Unread postby FoolyFools » 18th February, 2012, 1:22 am

It's a cat in a cup.
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Unread postby Stormwatcher » 18th February, 2012, 1:29 am

FoolyFools wrote:It's a cat in a cup.

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Unread postby The Count » 18th February, 2012, 1:34 am

this is the weirdest thing i have read in -TWO- days

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Unread postby MatheusRajuidas » 18th February, 2012, 4:56 am

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Unread postby MatheusRajuidas » 18th February, 2012, 5:02 am

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Re: Raccoon Bites Off Mans Penis?

Unread postby Thoughtless » 18th February, 2012, 5:03 am

How humans deal with rape: self-destruction.

How raccoons deal with rape: bite the fucking thing off.
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Unread postby MatheusRajuidas » 18th February, 2012, 5:13 am

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Re: Raccoon Bites Off Mans Penis?

Unread postby Pillow » 18th February, 2012, 5:20 am

I enjoyed the picture of the racoon...
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Re: Raccoon Bites Off Mans Penis?

Unread postby Axxon N. » 18th February, 2012, 5:23 am

Best thread.

And I used to love raccoons so much...
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Unread postby Thoughtless » 18th February, 2012, 6:15 am

Why doesn't it surprise me that this happened in Moscow?
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Re: Raccoon Bites Off Mans Penis?

Unread postby TrueVictory » 19th February, 2012, 11:24 am

Raccoon no rapey
Penis no bitey :nono:
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Re: Raccoon Bites Off Mans Penis?

Unread postby Mephisto » 19th February, 2012, 11:26 am

Best title ever.
Didn't read the article.
Comments were fun.
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