Eh, I never filled one of these bad boys out before, and I figure, what the heck
First name: Russell.
Where you live: Australia.
What you do (job, schooling, etc.): Unemployed bum.
Dream job: Something with a six figure salary or more.
Religion (or lack thereof): I believe that there is a greater power out there (for lack of a better way of describing it) but that it is beyond our comprehension to understand and as such should be of little concern to us.
Political philosophy: Everyone in Australian Politics is making a mockery of the system. I'd make a much better leader!
Interests and hobbies: Drinking, hanging out with my mates, surfing the net, listening to music, playing video games, etc.
Drinking, drugs or sobriety?: All of the above in different doses.
Special talents: I can shake my eyes, dislocate one of my hips, fit my whole fist in my mouth, hold my breath underwater for like 4-5 minutes, tell you the name and artist of a song after only hearing like a second of it.
Pet peeves: The word peeves -.- , when girls know someone else who is gay and automatically think we should start dating even if we have nothing in common besides our sexuality, people who find the need to correct other people (I mean seriously, it doesn't make you superior, it just makes you seem like a cunt), people who are two faced, and liars.
Personal hero: Myself.
Favourite real-life homosexual: Josh Thomas, Stephen Fry.
Favourite movies: Zoolander, Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (the original), Easy-A, Kingdom Of Heaven, Gran Torino, Spirited Away, A few Best Men, Old School, Anything Disney.
Favourite TV shows: Boston Legal, South Park, Xena: Warrior princess, Talking about Your generation, Can of Worms, The Project, Miami ink, The 7:30 Report, Q&A, Sons of Anarchy.
Favourite music: I like everything, but mainly techno and metal.
Favourite books: The Magician series by Raymond E fiest, The WoT series by Robert Jordan.
Favourite food: Roast Lamb sandwiches the day after Christmas.
A quote to live by: "Buy a Gun" <- lol jokes.
It is better to live a life of misfortune, than to live a life of regret.