Eh, I never filled one of these bad boys out before, and I figure, what the heck

First name: Russell.
Nickname(s)? Powerhouse.
Age: 18.
Orientation: Gay.
Where you live: Australia.
What you do (job, schooling, etc.): Unemployed bum.
Dream job: Something with a six figure salary or more.
Religion (or lack thereof): I believe that there is a greater power out there (for lack of a better way of describing it) but that it is beyond our comprehension to understand and as such should be of little concern to us.
Political philosophy: Everyone in Australian Politics is making a mockery of the system. I'd make a much better leader!
Interests and hobbies: Drinking, hanging out with my mates, surfing the net, listening to music, playing video games, etc.
Drinking, drugs or sobriety?: All of the above in different doses.
Special talents: I can shake my eyes, dislocate one of my hips, fit my whole fist in my mouth, hold my breath underwater for like 4-5 minutes, tell you the name and artist of a song after only hearing like a second of it.
Pet peeves: The word peeves -.- , when girls know someone else who is gay and automatically think we should start dating even if we have nothing in common besides our sexuality, people who find the need to correct other people (I mean seriously, it doesn't make you superior, it just makes you seem like a cunt), people who are two faced, and liars.
Personal hero: Myself.
Favourite real-life homosexual: Josh Thomas, Stephen Fry.
Favourite movies: Zoolander, Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (the original), Easy-A, Kingdom Of Heaven, Gran Torino, Spirited Away, A few Best Men, Old School, Anything Disney.
Favourite TV shows: Boston Legal, South Park, Xena: Warrior princess, Talking about Your generation, Can of Worms, The Project, Miami ink, The 7:30 Report, Q&A, Sons of Anarchy.
Favourite music: I like everything, but mainly techno and metal.
Favourite books: The Magician series by Raymond E fiest, The WoT series by Robert Jordan.
Favourite food: Roast Lamb sandwiches the day after Christmas.
A quote to live by: "Buy a Gun" <- lol jokes.
It is better to live a life of misfortune, than to live a life of regret.

wow... you would be australian... :|

GTFO

Make me bitch

And what the hell is that supposed to mean? O.o

OT:

It means I'm tired of all the Australians being hot

welcome xx

edit- after actually reading that you're pretty cool i'd for sure be your friend in real life
except the 'talking about your generation' show that's really shit

More like this forum got lucky with the number of hot Australians on it.


Go kill yourself.

welcome to the forum. I'm curious about the fist in mouth thing....

maccas=macdonalds THANK YOU

living in england is so hard, they have no idea what the fuck maccas is, you have no idea how hard it is not being understood

With regards to your comment about all Australian's being hot Michael... well that is a blatant lie, we have our fair share of uglies too

It has Josh Thomas on it. Enough said.

Really? I find that hard to believe... I would have thought that Macca's was a universal term for McDonald's?

josh thomas is the worst thing about the show, he has a very punchable face and i find it hard to believe too but turns out it's not really a british thing to give fast food restaurants a nickname

edit -

Oh, it has nothing to do with his face, my reason for liking him, I just find him amusing to watch... he is a comedian after all

Fuck pom's are weird.

Welcome to the forum! I hope you enjoy your stay

Don't mind all the mean people around - they're actually mostly sweet underneath the talk. Except for that Crowned Clown guy. Watch out for him; he'll getcha when you've turned your back.

I look forward to seeing you around

Ginger

I'll butter your bread.

I live in England and know what Maccas is.

Yay Russ!

Reading this intro has only made me you more and now I want to renew our vows.

Cam!