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HOUSE CUP 2017 GROUP CHALLENGE #1: Disaster-Masterchef

Unread postby KrisCross » 25th June, 2017, 9:03 pm

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Group Challenge #1 Disaster-masterchef


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'Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!' Kamaji ran around with his six arms waving in despair. When the cleaning team checked the bathtubs early this morning, they made a rather unusual discovery. It was Chihiro, but she was not alone! Together with a lion, odd looking dragon and young man missing one leg, she was found floating around in the belly of a sleeping No-Face. They weren't there the night before; in fact they hadn't seen Sen aka Chihiro since last week. One of the guests swore he saw her fall into a bathtub, but she was nowhere to be found until today, when she was discovered in the exact same tub she disappeared in! She looked as if she had been in a fight, but Kamaji didn't get the chance to inspect her properly as the No-Face woke up when he tried to grab her out if its dark grey mass. He had a plan, but it would require the help from the entire kitchen staff.

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They were already busy cooking ever since the gluttonous spirit awoke, but if they were to free Sen and the strangers trapped with her, they would need to combine their efforts to prepare a very special meal. First of all, a risky Scaly Scorched Toothless Soup, to loosen up the insides of the No-Face. Secondly, a heavy Muddy Mongoose Mufasa Mousaka to push them up to its throat. Last, but not least, a dangerously sweet Yeasty Yubaba Hakuberry Pudding, to make sure the creature would open his mouth and finally let them out!


For the first time in House Cup history, we are having a GTF Masterchef! You must combine efforts with your entire team to prepare a 3 course meal:
-Scaly Scorched Toothless Soup
-Muddy Mongoose Mufasa Mousaka
-Yeasty Yubaba Hakuberry Pudding
Whatever these dishes might be is entirely up to your team's imagination! Provide us with the most instagram-worthy picture of each course and explain what we're looking at, the way only a real maître d'hotel could!


  • Your task is to prepare a three course meal, post 1 picture of each and provide a little explanation per dish.
  • Each dish has to be prepared by one of your team members.
  • Only 1 picture per course.
  • We sadly can't tell if it tastes good, so try to make it look good!
  • It's Masterchef, so please use real food and not Play-doh.
  • You can interpret the names however you want, but don't serve us a burger as dessert! The more creative you are with them, the better your team's chances.
  • The introduction text to each course can be max. 5 lines.


You will be judged on Creativity/Originality, Gastronomical Ability, Communication of Ideas, and Effort. A mark out of 10 will be given.

Every team will receive 10 points for submission.
Please place your team badge at the bottom of your submission!

The deadline is Wednesday 5th of July 8pm BST.

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Re: HOUSE CUP 2017 GROUP CHALLENGE #1: Disaster-Masterchef

Unread postby Vortex » 25th June, 2017, 9:19 pm

Oh, look, a challenge I can actually participate in.
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Unread postby Pity » 25th June, 2017, 9:58 pm

Bon appétit, baby!

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Re: HOUSE CUP 2017 GROUP CHALLENGE #1: Disaster-Masterchef

Unread postby JonathanT88 » 27th June, 2017, 12:00 pm

Unfortunately, I cannot participate.

Good luck all :)
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Re: HOUSE CUP 2017 GROUP CHALLENGE #1: Disaster-Masterchef

Unread postby Ethán » 5th July, 2017, 1:08 am

Although it is absent from the initial post, we will take into consideration how many different members contributed to this challenge as it is after all a team challenge. This doesn't mean we expect each thing to be made by a different member and in most cases they won't but remember cooking the food is only one aspect of the challenge and you can contribute in many other ways =)
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Unread postby Kaspar » 5th July, 2017, 11:34 am

Is the meal description max 5 lines or can it be 5 sentences? (5 lines is ultra short :v )
I mean, sometimes a line can be just three long words. How is that going to present the meal well?
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Re: HOUSE CUP 2017 GROUP CHALLENGE #1: Disaster-Masterchef

Unread postby Ethán » 5th July, 2017, 12:05 pm

5 lines on the forum, which really isn't short! I'm assuming you're on a mobile device which messes it up, pm it to me if you'd like and I can tell you whether its fine or not =P or even ask one of your team mates.
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Unread postby SnuggleWifMe » 5th July, 2017, 12:45 pm

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Bonjour! My name is Griffin and I will be your chef today. I would like to welcome you to our beautiful restaurant, Toothless But Not Tasteless. Now if you could follow me I'll be leading you to your table to be served.

Welcome to our establishment, I'm so glad that you could join us tonight! My name is Jacob and I will be your server tonight.

Our first dish tonight is our beautiful Scaly Scorched Toothless Soup. The dish is made using our finest THICC ripe tomatoes right from our restaurant's garden. The dish is most notable due to how we roasted the dish to perfection with fire breath to give it a really fire-y smokey flavor, which is perfectly balanced by our garden grown basil. Bon Appétit!

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For the main course, Chef Griffin present us another culinary masterpiece on par with other GTF delicacies such as Pity's asshole and 12 Year Old JonathanT88: Muddy Mongoose MufasaMoussaka! A meal fit for any lion king is one artfully constructed from layers of roasted and seasoned Dessy sized eggplants and juicy ground beef, topped with smoked gouda and lather with Griffin's Special Cream Sauce™️. A blast in the broiler leaves the Mousakka crips and glowing, like my asshole after I bleach it. The dish is also encircled by a flower petal mane to clearly distinguish it as kingly. Be sure to bring extra towels boys - side effects include premature ejaculation. Dig in, twinks!

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You could try to say you've never considered the sweet prospect of having something sweet, creamy, moist and yeasty melt in your mouth :eli: but we'd know you'd be lying. Luckily, our cock- oops I mean cook Griffin here at Toothless But Not Tasteless have just the thing to satisfy all your depraved desires. Next up for our dessert dish and to satisfy your sweet tooth is our Sweet Tooth Yeasty Yubaba Hakuberry (bread) Pudding. Mmmmmm~! Do I taste Cherry?

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Anyways I'm so glad you could service you guys tonight, I hope you guys leave a giant TIP for us. Please cum again!


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Re: HOUSE CUP 2017 GROUP CHALLENGE #1: Disaster-Masterchef

Unread postby Kaspar » 5th July, 2017, 12:46 pm



Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our restaurant! Bon Appétit!


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Get ready for this great cuisine we specially prepared for you tonight!

First meal - The Scaly Scorched Toothless Soup

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This risky dish is sure to make your taste buds dance on your tongue. The creamy mushroom blended with spicy masala makes the flavour fly into the sky in excitement. Take another bite and the spicy peppers pack a fierce punch in your mouth, fireballs coming out of every breath. The tangy Greek yogurt sauce and earthy basil help to root your senses back down into the earth. Finally, the splash of umami from the scalely seaweed crackers helps to blend together each flavour in an explosion of sensation, sure to make you explode and soar to new heights in joy!



Uah, hot! RAAAAWR! Did you hear that? The king is here! Are you ready for the main meal?
The Muddy Mongoose Mufasa Mousaka



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The mousaka that tastes fantastic - as well as it presents on the table. The fresh vegetables and amazing sauce give it the reddish brown colour, with the melting cheese on top finishing up. Like a majestic golden lion with legs bathed in mud, the mousaka sits in between the evergreen bushed of tropical jungle - stalking its prey. You're free to watch, but don't get too close!


Amazing! Now, it's time for the final dessert - The Yeasty Yubaba Hakuberry Pudding!

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This yeasty triple berry vanilla custard pudding will surely make you 'berry' your spoon into it! Its topped with fresh diced cherries for the great touch of fruity flavour. The berry sauce will surprise you with its amazing taste when you least expect it - just like Yubaba's sudden rage. And the spring of mint supplementing the whole dessert? - it's 'mint' to be yummy!


We hope you loved them all! :heart:
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Re: HOUSE CUP 2017 GROUP CHALLENGE #1: Disaster-Masterchef

Unread postby Ethán » 5th July, 2017, 1:05 pm

Entrée :eli:

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Main :eli:

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Dessert :eli:

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Unread postby Example » 5th July, 2017, 1:46 pm

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Team Lion king invites you all to the pridelands for a feast.




Scaly Scorched Toothless Soup

Diving to the bottom of the sea in to the crack of Scaly Scorch was an easy task for team Lion King. Using our fangs, we all grabbed the biggest juiciest fish we could find and returned to shore. We shredded the fish in to pieces with our claws and carried it deep in to the volcano of Mt scorch, placing the fish in a bowl of boiled blood from the god of the forest. Garnishing it with the luck of the forests clovers, we waited for the white soul of forgotten fish to appear on the surface telling us it's time to eat.

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Muddy Mongoose Mufasa Mousaka

The Moussaka was a harder task for team lion king. Weeks of searching finally brought us to mongoose cave - also known as the entrance between times. Traveling back to the year 1845, we raided Ireland stealing as many potatoes as we could - causing the great famine of Ireland. Using Thor's hammer we mashed the potatoes till they looked like a white river. Knowing the Hunter of the grass plains owed us a favour, we decided to cash in and get the meat from the rare hort wog, which we then fried in sunflowers from blossom valley and seasoned with the finest elven spices.


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Yeasty Yubaba Hakuberry Pudding

Juicy Hakuberries hand plucked from the Hakubba plant, which blooms once every ten thousand years, were too juicy and mouth watering for team lion king to pass up. We plucked the plants' leaves and dried them for the wafer exterior, and dipped the berries in chocolate, which was hand churned in the fountain of youth. Using the clouds from fallen angels, we crafted the soft succulent interior covering every layer with pudding and creams, whipped in the low atmosphere environment by the giants themselves.

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Unread postby Pity » 5th July, 2017, 1:47 pm

Ethan rn

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Unread postby MCarr » 5th July, 2017, 7:56 pm

I made this :wtc:

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Unread postby Steven.C » 5th July, 2017, 8:52 pm

Looks lovely Mcarr. I would love a slice of the tart.

Good job everyone else, it all looks delicious.
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Unread postby Rwinter96 » 5th July, 2017, 10:54 pm

Ethán wrote:
Entrée :eli:

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Main :eli:

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Dessert :eli:

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I would eat at this restaurant, leave a huge tip and go back multiple times
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Unread postby TheBrunswickian » 6th July, 2017, 5:55 am

the sheer level of bribery in this competition
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Unread postby TheBrunswickian » 6th July, 2017, 5:56 am

MCarr812 wrote:I made this :wtc:

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as a self-proclaimed foodie, this makes me aroused
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Re: HOUSE CUP 2017 GROUP CHALLENGE #1: Disaster-Masterchef

Unread postby Ethán » 10th July, 2017, 10:35 am

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Challenge #1 Disaster-Masterchef Results!




This was very difficult to Judge! All were amazing entries =)




RESULTS



1st Place, and 500 points, goes to...

Lion King!



2nd Place, and 300 points, goes to...

How To Train Your Dragon!



3rd Place, and 150 points, goes to...

Spirited Away!


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Unread postby Ethán » 10th July, 2017, 10:35 am

Here's the link to the judging: coming soon
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Unread postby MCarr » 10th July, 2017, 11:42 am

We won :awesome:

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