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How to do butt thing

Unread postby Kekleon » 14th December, 2017, 7:20 pm

How do you do that butt trick where the star opens?

What I mean is the guy I'm dating now has a 7 in dick which I didn't think was possible but apparently it is and he's a top and I want to bottom him. Now I tried to do research, but I want to know is it necessary to do all the prep stuff beforehand? We never did anything super sexual yet and he's a top but I'm a total virgin and I've never stuck my finger there because it just seems nasty to me, like it's clean I think but it's the poopy hole that's POOP I DON'T TOUCH THE POOP. Also when I tried putting my finger in it wouldn't go like my ass said "Nope" and it felt like a wall and I can't see anything so idk what happens. If I get over the sphincter part I read there was another gate and then they said if he touches the walls of your rectum you will wish you were dead and that it can tighten and it's "worse than pregnancy" and now I'm extremely afraid but at the same time I know what it feels like to rub my prostate from outside and it would feel better if he could go in but it's still an ass and I'm so scared. He's being really nice about it and saying I can take my time to figure it out he said he doesn't think he would be much help because he has no experience bottoming so idk.
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Re: How to do butt thing

Unread postby Dolly » 14th December, 2017, 8:06 pm

nice meme
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Re: How to do butt thing

Unread postby Kekleon » 14th December, 2017, 8:23 pm

Dolly wrote:nice meme

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Re: How to do butt thing

Unread postby wolbre04 » 14th December, 2017, 9:28 pm

Probably lube and a condom (optional), also stretching lol
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Re: How to do butt thing

Unread postby TheBrunswickian » 15th December, 2017, 1:06 am

lube, relax and breath. if you tense then nothing will go in
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Unread postby Auralnauts » 16th December, 2017, 2:11 pm

Your finger didn't go in because it's not meant to. A dick is very different though and will be recognized instantly.
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Re: How to do butt thing

Unread postby lilryan » 19th December, 2017, 5:19 pm

Auralnauts wrote:Your finger didn't go in because it's not meant to. A dick is very different though and will be recognized instantly.


+1

Works every time.

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Re: How to do butt thing

Unread postby Adyuto » 28th December, 2017, 1:56 am

What others said but I just wanted to commend you for the creative introduction.
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Unread postby c70 » 31st December, 2017, 11:40 pm

lol
Look I finally got a profile picture :D
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Unread postby c70 » 31st December, 2017, 11:40 pm

lol
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Re: How to do butt thing

Unread postby Influp » 1st January, 2018, 12:47 am

Butt why??
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Unread postby Nephertum » 1st January, 2018, 9:32 am

This was more painful to read than a kick in the balls.
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Re: How to do butt thing

Unread postby Lightboy » 2nd January, 2018, 12:34 pm

Nephertum wrote:This was more painful to read than a kick in the balls.


^^^^ This

It took me some time to finally read it all together but then again:

Time
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Lube

that's all you need
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Re: How to do butt thing

Unread postby Squipel » 2nd January, 2018, 12:37 pm

1) formatting, i just can't read that
2) lube, probably enough said
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Re: How to do butt thing

Unread postby Kaspar » 2nd January, 2018, 12:47 pm

I'm conflicted whether or not to give people points for useful advice in this thread? :squint:
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