My ASSelf

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My ASSelf

Unread postby harshharshiyer » 21st March, 2017, 8:15 am

First name: Harsh
Nickname(s)? Harsh :shifty:
Age: 17
Orientation: B for bottom
How did you find the site?: I dreamed about it in my dreams yesterday and I checked it on the internet and, KaBOOM! it's true. :lostpainting:
Where you live: Underground in the dark alleys
What you do (job, schooling, etc.): I am illiterate and I am unemployed
Dream job: The most famous and highly paid gay escort :awesome: :keke: :) :clap3:
Religion (or lack thereof): -
Political philosophy: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger:
Interests and hobbies: Painting, sketching and thinking about a big banana shoved in my :awesome:
Drinking, drugs or sobriety?: Nah never
Special talents: Flying up in the sky
Pet peeves: Spiders and imaginary sex slaves
Personal hero: Queen Madonna
Favourite real-life homosexual:
Favourite movies: Sex in the dungeons and the amorous Avacado
Favourite TV shows: The Sex club
Favourite music: I am def! :blargh:
Favourite books: Anal avenger, potere di vagina
Favourite food: Anything that's made good
A quote to live by: "Sex in necessary but not more than Food and that made no sense." :clap: :clap3:
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Re: My ASSelf

Unread postby TheBrunswickian » 21st March, 2017, 8:20 am

Welcome I guess... I feel like you might be in slightly the wrong place
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Re: My ASSelf

Unread postby Tim. » 21st March, 2017, 8:21 am

Orientation: B for bottom

That's not exactly what that means :lol: But thanks for telling us..,

Welcome to the forum Harsh. You certainly sound like an interesting character.
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Re: My ASSelf

Unread postby harshharshiyer » 21st March, 2017, 8:31 am

Tim. wrote:
Orientation: B for bottom

That's not exactly what that means :lol: But thanks for telling us..,

Welcome to the forum Harsh. You certainly sound like an interesting character.

:naughty: :naughty: I think I am funny and I hope people don't get bothered but... Nice to meet you!
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Re: My ASSelf

Unread postby nab21 » 21st March, 2017, 12:35 pm

Welcome, Harsh!

:awesome:
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Re: My ASSelf

Unread postby Russell » 21st March, 2017, 12:39 pm

No, thank you.
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Re: My ASSelf

Unread postby Pity » 21st March, 2017, 12:44 pm

I am not an established and respected member. :err:
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Re: My ASSelf

Unread postby George » 21st March, 2017, 2:00 pm

Welcome <3
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Re: My ASSelf

Unread postby Kaspar » 21st March, 2017, 2:44 pm

You mentioned stuff related to sex 9 times in your intro. This is gonna be good :P Welcome :heart:
EDIT: Plus the title, that's 10 then
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Re: My ASSelf

Unread postby Dessy » 21st March, 2017, 7:53 pm

Pity wrote:I am not an established and respected member. :err:



SCREAMING


Welcome! I see you met George.
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Re: My ASSelf

Unread postby harshharshiyer » 22nd March, 2017, 5:39 am

nab21 wrote:Welcome, Harsh!

:awesome:

Hey Thanks Dear :hug:
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Re: My ASSelf

Unread postby harshharshiyer » 22nd March, 2017, 5:40 am

Kaspar wrote:You mentioned stuff related to sex 9 times in your intro. This is gonna be good :P Welcome :heart:
EDIT: Plus the title, that's 10 then

Get used to that, I won't stop "Somedayyyyyyy" *Mariah Carey whistle note* :yawn:
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Re: My ASSelf

Unread postby harshharshiyer » 22nd March, 2017, 5:41 am

George wrote:Welcome <3

Thanks :awesome:
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Re: My ASSelf

Unread postby Example » 22nd March, 2017, 4:16 pm

Welcome harsh
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Re: My ASSelf

Unread postby Vortex » 22nd March, 2017, 4:51 pm

oh. hi.
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Re: My ASSelf

Unread postby TheBrunswickian » 24th March, 2017, 5:00 am

Pity wrote:I am not an established and respected member. :err:

This is the truest statement
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Re: My ASSelf

Unread postby harshharshiyer » 24th March, 2017, 9:00 am

Example wrote:Welcome harsh


:awesome: :keke:
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Re: My ASSelf

Unread postby Jacketh » 24th March, 2017, 9:02 am

Welcome!
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Re: My ASSelf

Unread postby hero » 19th September, 2017, 1:32 am

sorry im fucking necroing this

"Orientation: B for bottom" was too good to pass up
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[1:23 AM] Souza: Homosexuality is like a fking garden, bottoms are the flowers and tops are the bees.

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