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Roast Me

Unread postby Petre » 8th January, 2018, 8:46 pm

The title says it all: roast me. I'm bored and want to be amused. Who knows?—maybe we feel the same way about myself.
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Re: Roast Me

Unread postby Dolly » 8th January, 2018, 8:54 pm

i was expecting you to post a selfie, but on second thought, i'm glad u didnt
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Re: Roast Me

Unread postby Tim. » 9th January, 2018, 2:30 am

You’re tacky and I hate you :gay:
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Re: Roast Me

Unread postby Wayde » 9th January, 2018, 11:15 am

I would, but you aren't relevant enough to be recognizable or memorable, and I don't know enough about you for a proper roasting
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Re: Roast Me

Unread postby wolbre04 » 9th January, 2018, 11:22 am

I think taking AP chemistry was a pretty shortsighted move considering you're always busy. Also your voice sounds like you inhaled some helium <3
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Re: Roast Me

Unread postby Woollyhoolly » 9th January, 2018, 4:08 pm

Stop. Sending. Me. Nudes.




That. Make. Me. Vomit.

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Re: Roast Me

Unread postby George » 9th January, 2018, 4:22 pm

Miss Petre? Miss "Honey"?

Hopefully you'll understand this: كنت مملة وخالية من الطابع

Do you get me? Do you need a translation?
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Re: Roast Me

Unread postby Cobalt » 9th January, 2018, 5:15 pm

Who are you again?
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Re: Roast Me

Unread postby wolbre04 » 9th January, 2018, 5:25 pm

Actually I would like to add something to my original statement, your face look like a half melted ball of clay <3 (it hurts me to write this)
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Re: Roast Me

Unread postby Vortex » 9th January, 2018, 5:41 pm

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Ebsy wrote:Leave it to losers on Twitter to complain about being pandered to. You're supposed to complain when someone panders to others, not to you.
[4:46 AM] Saint Drogo: Also, you've got a strangely appealing asshole. I'll give you that much.
[6:03 AM] Pity: Omg... stop making me sound like a racist idiot
[4:51 AM] Scherzy: jerk off to clinton in the safety of your own bedroom luv
[2:56 PM] Saint Drogo: Literally let me use my cock as a paintbrush and my unborn children as paint.
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Re: Roast Me

Unread postby Hyacinth » 11th January, 2018, 8:11 am

Your avi says it all, looks like youre a homeschooled american teen on the autism spectrum who thinks theyre edgy being very free-market and knowing two facts from economics
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