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What manimals would you date/bang

Unread postby Togetik » 17th August, 2017, 7:39 am

I've been asked this recently and now I will ask the GTF collective;

What manimal would you bang and/or date? I'm talking getting dicked down by a centaur, going on a coffee date with mermen, moving in with werewolves or hooking up with a Minotaur- anything that's part man part animal
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Unread postby boiii » 17th August, 2017, 8:55 am

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Unread postby MCarr » 17th August, 2017, 9:11 am

I would choose an Angel. All the man parts you want with additional cute wings. Who knows, maybe you'll get freaky in the sky. :3
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Unread postby Ethán » 17th August, 2017, 9:37 am

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Unread postby Dessy » 17th August, 2017, 9:41 am

Definitely the centaur :eli:
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Re: What manimals would you date/bang

Unread postby Togetik » 17th August, 2017, 10:08 am

I know centaur is the immediate easy joke choice but if we're analysing this logically what're you even going to do with him? He's the height of a horse body + a man torso so you're not making out, and it's probably incredibly unwieldly to get into banging positions.

What interests would you share with a centaur? What do they even do? Does he have a job, can he support a stable income? Does he just sit in a field and eat grass? What're his political leanings? Does he wear horse shoes or people shoes? A combination of both?
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Unread postby Pity » 17th August, 2017, 11:48 am

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Unread postby byter11 » 17th August, 2017, 12:03 pm

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Unread postby (un)creative » 17th August, 2017, 1:05 pm

Me when i saw that:
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Unread postby JeffYourLocalMailMan » 18th August, 2017, 12:14 pm

I have to agree with Mcarr an angle is the best option.
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Unread postby JamieC » 20th August, 2017, 10:43 am

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Unread postby Sokol » 20th August, 2017, 11:54 am

A manticore - lions are hot
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Re: What manimals would you date/bang

Unread postby Infinity2 » 24th August, 2017, 4:03 pm

Nothing hotter than a werewolf, can bang you but also be an equal partner in the relationship :)
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Re: What manimals would you date/bang

Unread postby Tim. » 24th August, 2017, 4:14 pm

Werewolf if Teen Wolf is anything to go by :unf: :unf: :unf:
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Re: What manimals would you date/bang

Unread postby Infinity2 » 24th August, 2017, 4:24 pm

Tim. wrote:Werewolf if Teen Wolf is anything to go by :unf: :unf: :unf:


Great choice, those guys can always bite me :D
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Re: What manimals would you date/bang

Unread postby Cobalt » 24th August, 2017, 6:01 pm

Werewolf but like the human form Derek Hale kind, not the knotting kink kind :err:
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Re: What manimals would you date/bang

Unread postby The-pink-crusader » 25th August, 2017, 6:41 am

.1 I think that a centaur would have a "STABLE" income (bazinga)

.2 I... would probably bang a werewolf... in fact I would probably... uh... enjoy it... I have weird kinks...
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Re: What manimals would you date/bang

Unread postby Togetik » 25th August, 2017, 8:17 am

You all can just say you're furries into banging man-dogs, there's no need to hide it behind the thin veil of lycanthropy
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Re: What manimals would you date/bang

Unread postby The-pink-crusader » 26th August, 2017, 7:27 am

Togetik wrote:You all can just say you're furries into banging man-dogs, there's no need to hide it behind the thin veil of lycanthropy



I like your style togetik annnnd... yeah your right, I'm a furry :3
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