Becoming a Sex Worker: What's your Price?

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Becoming a Sex Worker: What's your Price?

Unread postby JonathanT88 » 31st January, 2016, 10:05 am

Picture this: a random pimp (from a highly respectable brothel) comes up to you in the street one day and offers you the chance to be a typical, male sex-worker for one night only.

How much money would he have to give you in order that you say yes?
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Re: Becoming a Sex Worker: What's your Price?

Unread postby Hohenidoom » 31st January, 2016, 10:17 am

The 317 pounds I need to cover my flight to 'nappa pls.
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Re: Becoming a Sex Worker: What's your Price?

Unread postby Knope » 31st January, 2016, 10:21 am

{X: X ≥ $20} ∨ {X | X = Some cookie dough ice cream}
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Re: Becoming a Sex Worker: What's your Price?

Unread postby Russell » 31st January, 2016, 10:21 am

two hundred n fiddy, and I'm yours.
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Re: Becoming a Sex Worker: What's your Price?

Unread postby Saint Drogo » 31st January, 2016, 10:28 am

£20 per kilo. Hotel room and mini-bar included, naturally.
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Re: Becoming a Sex Worker: What's your Price?

Unread postby Dessy » 31st January, 2016, 11:51 am

$1500 (I want a new computer :skull:)
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Re: Becoming a Sex Worker: What's your Price?

Unread postby thaprot » 31st January, 2016, 11:53 am

Sheesh, you're all so cheap. I'd be needing at least a 6 figure sum to even consider it, and even then I'm not sure I could.
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Re: Becoming a Sex Worker: What's your Price?

Unread postby muddylegs » 31st January, 2016, 11:56 am

no deal bruh
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Re: Becoming a Sex Worker: What's your Price?

Unread postby George » 31st January, 2016, 12:10 pm

£40, 2 jockstraps, and a bottle of Red WKD.
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Re: Becoming a Sex Worker: What's your Price?

Unread postby Volvic » 31st January, 2016, 12:11 pm

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Re: Becoming a Sex Worker: What's your Price?

Unread postby JonathanT88 » 31st January, 2016, 1:25 pm

6 pack of Mountain Dew and some goddamn respect

Probably about £10,000- perhaps slightly more if the people were especially disgusting.
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Re: Becoming a Sex Worker: What's your Price?

Unread postby jotopijo1 » 31st January, 2016, 2:34 pm

thaprot wrote:Sheesh, you're all so cheap. I'd be needing at least a 6 figure sum to even consider it, and even then I'm not sure I could.

I wouldn't do it for less than a million (this would basically secure my future and open many doors). But I would also calculate in an age and looks factors of the client.

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Re: Becoming a Sex Worker: What's your Price?

Unread postby mattyk » 31st January, 2016, 3:03 pm

Russell wrote:two hundred n fiddy, and I'm yours.

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Re: Becoming a Sex Worker: What's your Price?

Unread postby JonathanT88 » 31st January, 2016, 3:08 pm

jotopijo1 wrote:I wouldn't do it for less than a million (this would basically secure my future and open many doors). But I would also calculate in an age and looks factors of the client.

y=171*n^3
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So you'd fuck a newborn for free? You disgust me.
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Re: Becoming a Sex Worker: What's your Price?

Unread postby jotopijo1 » 31st January, 2016, 3:23 pm

JonathanT88 wrote:
jotopijo1 wrote:I wouldn't do it for less than a million (this would basically secure my future and open many doors). But I would also calculate in an age and looks factors of the client.

y=171*n^3
n being the age


So you'd fuck a newborn for free? You disgust me.

I would never have sex with children (or in other words anyone younger than 15). - But interesting flaw in my equasion anyway. :keke:
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Re: Becoming a Sex Worker: What's your Price?

Unread postby rxxli » 31st January, 2016, 3:48 pm

If all of my customers were cute twinks and younger guys? A lot less than people would expect. Probably a few thousand €.

Older slightly creepy men? Add a lot of zeros to the previous sum.
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Re: Becoming a Sex Worker: What's your Price?

Unread postby Stark » 31st January, 2016, 4:10 pm

thaprot wrote:Sheesh, you're all so cheap. I'd be needing at least a 6 figure sum to even consider it, and even then I'm not sure I could.

Yeah, I think trying to get away with six figures is a bit unrealistic. Have you thought about £6? You might find a taker.

In the same vein as Andrej, if they're all reasonably attractive and young, I'd probably charge minimally or even nothing if they were decent enough.

However, considering most people seeking male prostitutes are a combination of old, fat, unattractive, married or incredibly kinky, I think I'd be somewhere around £(500+((n-1)300)), with n being how many hours I've been there. Prices may vary based on what is wanted - I got offered £200 once just to let a guy touch my feet; considering I currently earn £7 an hour, it was sorely tempting.
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Re: Becoming a Sex Worker: What's your Price?

Unread postby muddylegs » 31st January, 2016, 4:32 pm

JonathanT88 wrote:a highly respectable brothel

that's not a phrase you hear often :skull:
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Re: Becoming a Sex Worker: What's your Price?

Unread postby thaprot » 31st January, 2016, 5:16 pm

Stark wrote:I got offered £200 once just to let a guy touch my feet; considering I currently earn £7 an hour, it was sorely tempting.

Private conversations between you and Jack should really remain private. :nono:
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Re: Becoming a Sex Worker: What's your Price?

Unread postby Cobalt » 31st January, 2016, 8:29 pm

If the john was hot I'd take $2k. If not, quintuple that.
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