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Unread postPosted: 13th November, 2016, 11:35 am 
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My bike got stolen

My old, slow, cheap, heavy steel framed road-racer, affectionately named Otto, is no more.


  
 
Unread postPosted: 15th November, 2016, 10:03 pm 
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the Public.

I'm sorry, but i only have two hands, next time you want 5 bottles of wine at once, i'll carry two in my ass and the third in my mouth, you over privileged Londoner

So you admit that, if required, you would be able to fit 2 bottles of wine up your ass simultaneously?

Can't say I'm surprised.


rude af tbh :werd: :wasteland:


  
 
Unread postPosted: 15th November, 2016, 10:45 pm 
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scottnesss wrote:
thaprot wrote:
scottnesss wrote:
the Public.

I'm sorry, but i only have two hands, next time you want 5 bottles of wine at once, i'll carry two in my ass and the third in my mouth, you over privileged Londoner

So you admit that, if required, you would be able to fit 2 bottles of wine up your ass simultaneously?

Can't say I'm surprised.


rude af tbh :werd: :wasteland:

As if the question needed asking. It's Scott :tea:


  
 
Unread postPosted: 29th November, 2016, 1:25 am 
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boys

Another potential relationship just fizzled away in my life. Now, I am bummed and will drink gin with my lovely friends.


  
 
Unread postPosted: 11th January, 2017, 1:28 pm 
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Someone stole the bike that I got for Christmas.

2017 has been shit so far.


  
 
Unread postPosted: 3rd February, 2017, 11:50 am 
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Getting the text that my work has suffered a power cut and I might not have to work tonight, only to receive a text less that 10 minutes later telling me to start at 6pm regardless.

My fleeting moment of joy in this day has been removed in the blink of an eye.


  
 
Unread postPosted: 3rd February, 2017, 1:05 pm 
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Unread postPosted: 3rd February, 2017, 8:12 pm 
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Hohenidoom wrote:
My bike got stolen

My old, slow, cheap, heavy steel framed road-racer, affectionately named Otto, is no more.

freakism wrote:
Someone stole the bike that I got for Christmas.

2017 has been shit so far.


Geez you two have terrible luck with bikes, don't you?


  
 
Unread postPosted: 24th February, 2017, 6:35 pm 
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A guy in my country killed his dog by feeding him some poisonous stuff mixed into his food then leaving him to slowly agonize and die alone in the forest nearby wrapped around a tree with his leash :wtc:


  
 
Unread postPosted: 25th February, 2017, 4:05 pm 
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Unread postPosted: 25th February, 2017, 4:05 pm 
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EnStorBjörn wrote:
A guy in my country killed his dog by feeding him some poisonous stuff mixed into his food then leaving him to slowly agonize and die alone in the forest nearby wrapped around a tree with his leash :wtc:


Wait! Where!?!? That's so disgusting!


  
 
Unread postPosted: 25th February, 2017, 6:30 pm 
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Tweener wrote:
EnStorBjörn wrote:
A guy in my country killed his dog by feeding him some poisonous stuff mixed into his food then leaving him to slowly agonize and die alone in the forest nearby wrapped around a tree with his leash :wtc:


Wait! Where!?!? That's so disgusting!

Well, it was a local case :/


  
 
Unread postPosted: 25th February, 2017, 6:31 pm 
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EnStorBjörn wrote:
Tweener wrote:
EnStorBjörn wrote:
A guy in my country killed his dog by feeding him some poisonous stuff mixed into his food then leaving him to slowly agonize and die alone in the forest nearby wrapped around a tree with his leash :wtc:


Wait! Where!?!? That's so disgusting!

Well, it was a local case :/

Still disgusting.


  
 
Unread postPosted: 26th February, 2017, 5:08 am 
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Unread postPosted: 26th February, 2017, 6:34 am 
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The onion eating ghost of our ex-prime goblin suddenly deciding that he'd like a piece of the popularism pie and despite failing to get anything more than a resounding "uh?" he's still going to stick it out and be annoying


  
 
Unread postPosted: 5th March, 2017, 5:54 pm 
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Unread postPosted: 8th March, 2017, 8:11 pm 
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Unread postPosted: 8th March, 2017, 8:23 pm 
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Unread postPosted: 8th March, 2017, 8:30 pm 
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Unread postPosted: 20th March, 2017, 5:33 am 
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