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Unread postPosted: 4th October, 2016, 1:04 pm 
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On the weekend, paying £7 to go see Basshunter, only for him to play 2 songs and then leave... Couldn't even get a refund since apparently it was advertised with a supporting DJ which we got anyways...


Now way, Me and Gareth saw him in Bangor for a fiver. :awesome: He didn't actually start until 1am though, so we listened to just one of his set and left. :dunno:


  
 
Unread postPosted: 4th October, 2016, 2:59 pm 
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He literally came and left. Wish I hadn't gone if I'm honest. Didn't really have the money to even go in the first place.


  
 
Unread postPosted: 9th October, 2016, 10:25 am 
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UNI IS A CURSE FOR ME (dw i'm not dropping out i like it)

BUT SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE (ABOUT THREE WEEKS) I'VE LOST MY BANK CARD, BROKE MY LAPTOP, BROKE MY PHONE CHARGER, AND BEEN THE DOCTORS THREE TIMES AND HAVE HAD TWO BLOOD TESTS (my health is shit apparently and they don't know what is wrong as i had funny blood results) :noway: AND I'VE GOT TOOTHACHE


  
 
Unread postPosted: 9th October, 2016, 10:36 am 
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Jack don't die pls :err:


  
 
Unread postPosted: 9th October, 2016, 10:47 am 
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The downfall and eventual death of me and Gaga in one month, tragic :weep:


  
 
Unread postPosted: 9th October, 2016, 10:50 am 
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Unread postPosted: 9th October, 2016, 10:51 am 
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Happened.


  
 
Unread postPosted: 9th October, 2016, 11:00 am 
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Rude. Everything about it so far is better than artflop. :pfft:


  
 
Unread postPosted: 10th October, 2016, 4:50 am 
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Rude. Everything about it so far is better than artflop. :pfft:

:werd:


  
 
Unread postPosted: 14th October, 2016, 5:45 pm 
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Everything went wrong to-day;
I had uni from 9am but didn't get out of the shower till quarter-to-9.
My crumpets were mouldy.
It started raining just as I started cycling to the uni.
My lace got caught in my chain so I thought i was going to die, and which made me even more late to my first session.
I had three-and-a-half hours of continuous sitting-and-being-talked-at with a half hour break before a further two hours.
It rained on the way back and a driver made eye contact with me as they pulled out on me and almost hit me. I got off my bike and sniffled a little bit at the side of the road.
I got back to my flat to find that some of my flat mate's rugby mates had been round and messed the kitchen up, and fucking milk bitch had decided to push the table against the wall in the corner because it was "more convenient for her, and anyway the cleaners are coming next week" and she DOESN"T EVEM EAT IN THE KITCHEN BECAUSE SHE"S AN ANTISOCIAL FUCK.
[I did have a very good nap when I got back.]
With another flat mate we started making dinner but she has absoultely NO concept of food hygiene and was chopping vegetables with the knife she cut chicken with, and wiped her chicken-juice hands on a tea towel and then carried on without washing them?????¿¿¿¿ and she got pissed off when I suggested she wash her hands!?!?!?!??¿¿¿⁄¿?!?
Then people came round for drinks and this one girl wouldn't fucking shut up about this "weird smell, like fishy fanny" and one of my flatmates who has cystic ovaries and had bled, felt really embarrassed and had a shower and that girl still wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.
The same girl started screaming at me when I told her to slow down a bit in rummy because she was trying to turn the deck over in the middle of someone else's go?

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Unread postPosted: 14th October, 2016, 5:49 pm 
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the life of harry


  
 
Unread postPosted: 14th October, 2016, 5:52 pm 
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the life of harry

bloody miserable half the time


  
 
Unread postPosted: 14th October, 2016, 6:04 pm 
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Jacketh wrote:
the life of harry

bloody miserable half the time


bebe don't worry, at least you don't work at Booths hmm


  
 
Unread postPosted: 16th October, 2016, 12:28 pm 
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Well, technically yesterday, but I was too tired to write it up then.

Did a talk at an event about a 20 minute drive from my house. Went fine. I hadn't slept the previous night or had anything to eat since I was in a rush, so wanted to get back quickly to rest/eat food. Despite that, I went for a couple of pints afterwards with some mates then make my way over to the bus station at about 5. I only have a return ticket on me (my Mam had moved my wallet and I was in a hurry to go out), and when I get there it turns out the last bus for my ticket was at 5pm, so I've just missed it. Brilliant, I think.

So, with my mates having returned home and nobody nearby, I resolve to walk to my grandparents after about 30 minutes of indecision. I spent the next 2 hours walking on, firstly, a pitch black main road and narrowly avoid getting run down by cars several times. After my turn off I'm walking on a very, very dark country lane with no footpath (I'm walking through very muddy grass and forest), and at one point a deer comes out of nowhere and scares the fuck out of me. I finally make it to my grandparents, by which point I have leaves in my hair, and my feet are bleeding (I was wearing brogues and a suit this whole time). Anyway, before sending me on my way, she makes me a meal and gives me some bus fare. Half way through my meal, I realise I'm going to miss the bus, so have to leave promptly and start running to the bus stop.

I then get a massive stitch, miss the bus, and have to spend another 30 minutes waiting in the cold for the next one (by this point it is also raining). I finally get on the bus, and my phone dies. Annoyingly, this bus only goes to the town next to my village- not where I actually live. So I get into this town at about half 9, see a bouncer outside a nightclub and ask where the nearest taxi rank is. He points me in a direction and says "it's a fair bit". Anyway, after walking about another mile (still in agony wearing brogues), I come to what I think is the taxi rank. Turns out to just be people dogging in their cars.

At this point I've lost all faith in finding the taxi rank, and just decide to try and walk home, which will take about half an hour. After about 40 minutes of walking (by this time, I'm not even really paying attention to where I'm going), I end up back at the bus station exactly where I started. I let out a huge moan and track down the bouncer who gave me directions to the taxi rank, who points out that I literally walked straight past it. Anyway, after about another 20 minutes waiting for a taxi (still raining), I finally get one home.

It's at this point I realise I left my key at my grandparents. I manage to climb in through our bathroom window, rip my shirt, and set the alarm off- waking up all of our neighbours.

I never want to leave this bed again.


  
 
Unread postPosted: 16th October, 2016, 12:31 pm 
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I never want to leave this bed again.


Wow :rip:


  
 
Unread postPosted: 16th October, 2016, 12:41 pm 
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:hug: poor, foolish Isaac


  
 
Unread postPosted: 16th October, 2016, 4:39 pm 
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BEEN THE DOCTORS THREE TIMES AND HAVE HAD TWO BLOOD TESTS (my health is shit apparently and they don't know what is wrong as i had funny blood results) :noway: AND I'VE GOT TOOTHACHE

Geez even the doctors don't know what's wrong? Are you sure you're not under some voodoo hoodoo hex thingy or something?


  
 
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Jacketh wrote:
BEEN THE DOCTORS THREE TIMES AND HAVE HAD TWO BLOOD TESTS (my health is shit apparently and they don't know what is wrong as i had funny blood results) :noway: AND I'VE GOT TOOTHACHE

Geez even the doctors don't know what's wrong? Are you sure you're not under some voodoo hoodoo hex thingy or something?


Damnit Joe, I told you not to tell him about the hex.


  
 
Unread postPosted: 17th October, 2016, 12:16 pm 
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Finch wrote:
Jacketh wrote:
BEEN THE DOCTORS THREE TIMES AND HAVE HAD TWO BLOOD TESTS (my health is shit apparently and they don't know what is wrong as i had funny blood results) :noway: AND I'VE GOT TOOTHACHE

Geez even the doctors don't know what's wrong? Are you sure you're not under some voodoo hoodoo hex thingy or something?


Damnit Joe, I told you not to tell him about the hex.


Tis a curse.


  
 
Unread postPosted: 19th October, 2016, 5:33 pm 
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Fucking manager has lost my training work booklets I did for her. She said to me today 'I'm waiting for your work'. I told her that I handed them in to her last week, both of them. Anyway she thinks I haven't done them. The next one she gives me I'm going to photograph to prove I did it. Fucking gorm she is. She best find them in her office. Am I fuck doing them again.


  
 
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