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lostpainting
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 Posted: 31st January, 2010, 10:18 pm |
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There's 20 of them.
What's the best part about having sex in the shower with an eight-year-old girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks like an eight-year-old boy!
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lostpainting
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Posted: 31st January, 2010, 10:19 pm |
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How do you make a three year old cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear
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andyy2013
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Posted: 31st January, 2010, 10:19 pm |
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lol  children jokes always make me laugh...i might have to use that first one on someone
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lostpainting
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Posted: 31st January, 2010, 10:19 pm |
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What's black, blue, and hates sex?
The ten year old in my trunk
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lostpainting
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Posted: 31st January, 2010, 10:19 pm |
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What's even better than sex with a nine-year-old?
...........................I don't know, either.
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jeremiah mmk
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Posted: 31st January, 2010, 10:21 pm |
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Silhouettes
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Posted: 31st January, 2010, 10:29 pm |
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plinker
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Posted: 31st January, 2010, 10:31 pm |
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HuevosGrande
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Posted: 31st January, 2010, 10:33 pm |
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The first one only works in text if you spell it out "twenty eight year olds" and just allow readers to presume you unaware of hyphens.
Back on point. A six year-old girl walks into the bathroom as her dad is getting out of the shower. "Daddy, what's that?" she asks, pointing up. "Well, it's a penis" he replies. "A penis? When am I going to get one of those?" "Just as soon as your mother leaves for work."
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Panda Bear
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Posted: 31st January, 2010, 10:39 pm |
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If an 8 year old screams in a trunk and no one is around, does it make a sound?
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lostpainting
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Posted: 31st January, 2010, 10:39 pm |
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HuevosGrande wrote: The first one only works in text if you spell it out "twenty eight year olds" and just allow readers to presume you unaware of hyphens.
Back on point. A six year-old girl walks into the bathroom as her dad is getting out of the shower. "Daddy, what's that?" she asks, pointing up. "Well, it's a penis" he replies. "A penis? When am I going to get one of those?" "Just as soon as your mother leaves for work." Didn't fit in the subject line.
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HuevosGrande
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Posted: 31st January, 2010, 10:45 pm |
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lostpainting wrote: HuevosGrande wrote: The first one only works in text if you spell it out "twenty eight year olds" and just allow readers to presume you unaware of hyphens.
Back on point. A six year-old girl walks into the bathroom as her dad is getting out of the shower. "Daddy, what's that?" she asks, pointing up. "Well, it's a penis" he replies. "A penis? When am I going to get one of those?" "Just as soon as your mother leaves for work." Didn't fit in the subject line. Speaking of which, why wasn't our stunted subject field on the list of upgrades? This place has the most pain in the ass short subject field of any forum I've ever patronized.
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waytogay
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Posted: 1st February, 2010, 12:16 am |
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-Kid, I'll give you a piece of candy to come in my car.
-Hell mister, give me the whole bag and I'll come in your mouth!
that's my favorite one
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Fallen
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Posted: 1st February, 2010, 12:25 am |
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Lol Silhouettes, your avatar reminds of Zoidberg for whatever reason. WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP.
Edit: Quoting wrong person FTL.
Last edited by Fallen on 2nd February, 2010, 1:31 am, edited 2 times in total.
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Agent Jaguar
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Posted: 1st February, 2010, 12:29 am |
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HuevosGrande wrote: The first one only works in text if you spell it out "twenty eight year olds" and just allow readers to presume you unaware of hyphens.
Back on point. A six year-old girl walks into the bathroom as her dad is getting out of the shower. "Daddy, what's that?" she asks, pointing up. "Well, it's a penis" he replies. "A penis? When am I going to get one of those?" "Just as soon as your mother leaves for work."  I'm a sleaze for enjoying that. Fuck, to catch a predator is on msnbc right now. 
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rockknots
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Posted: 1st February, 2010, 7:38 pm |
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I am appalled at the diversity of perverts on these forums. I love it. Not really.
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Posted: 1st February, 2010, 7:42 pm |
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whats better than trolling a gay forum.......stayin on 4chan /b/tard....
i have to put up with your cancerous shit there enough.
dont let it spread.
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lostpainting
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Posted: 1st February, 2010, 7:50 pm |
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redword1314 wrote: whats better than trolling a gay forum.......stayin on 4chan /b/tard....
i have to put up with your cancerous shit there enough.
dont let it spread. 4chan sucks. Too many fifteen-year-old boys on it.
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