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What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby TeenageGaymer » 19th February, 2017, 11:18 am

Many websites always have the same generic "don't stick anything that shouldn't belong in there" as if teenagers can get a dildo, and most are made for vaginal use anyway. Anyways I usually use a hairbrush handle, cucumber, (one time I was dumb and after I was done pleasuring myself I washed tried to eat eat, grossed out, then I broke it into 2 pieces and flushed it down the toilet, was plugged for a bit, and there was a window right there too) used a mini banana once, and a flashlight sometimes, first thing I stuck up there was my mom's makeup brush, which I still use sometimes as it is super smooth but a little too small.
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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby Nerolunar » 19th February, 2017, 11:28 am

Stick to fingers, dicks and manageable dildos.
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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby TeenageGaymer » 19th February, 2017, 11:30 am

Fingers never get deep enough
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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby muddylegs » 19th February, 2017, 11:38 am

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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby Jacketh » 19th February, 2017, 11:55 am

Your...mums...makeup brush?
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Unread postby Mati » 19th February, 2017, 11:56 am

TeenageGaymer wrote:first thing I stuck up there was my mom's makeup brush, which I still use sometimes


I am so so so sorry for your mother.
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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby Pity » 19th February, 2017, 12:04 pm

TeenageGaymer wrote:The first thing I stuck up there was my mom's makeup brush, which I still use sometimes.


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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby Pity » 19th February, 2017, 12:05 pm

If you're going to explore your bat cave, just use fingers until you can buy a dildo omg :err:
You can always buy an extra toothbrush if you need to work yourself out that way.
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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby Dmitzi » 19th February, 2017, 12:07 pm

Dick.
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Unread postby Kaspar » 19th February, 2017, 12:48 pm

Dmitzi wrote:Dick.

That's the spirit!

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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby Aris » 19th February, 2017, 2:00 pm

I m scared for life
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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby TheBrunswickian » 19th February, 2017, 5:57 pm

human penis
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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby Liam » 19th February, 2017, 6:00 pm

TheBrunswickian wrote:human penis


seems to do the trick for me as well
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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby JonathanT88 » 19th February, 2017, 6:07 pm

Liam wrote:
TheBrunswickian wrote:human penis


seems to do the trick for me as well


1) That's immoral.
2) Damn you bastards for having access to penis.
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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby Dessy » 19th February, 2017, 7:11 pm

A nice white-pink dildo, about average length and above average girth.
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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby GaycrazyBoi » 19th February, 2017, 8:53 pm

TeenageGaymer wrote:Many websites always have the same generic "don't stick anything that shouldn't belong in there" as if teenagers can get a dildo, and most are made for vaginal use anyway. Anyways I usually use a hairbrush handle, cucumber, (one time I was dumb and after I was done pleasuring myself I washed tried to eat eat, grossed out, then I broke it into 2 pieces and flushed it down the toilet, was plugged for a bit, and there was a window right there too) used a mini banana once, and a flashlight sometimes, first thing I stuck up there was my mom's makeup brush, which I still use sometimes as it is super smooth but a little too small.


Okay, okay, I'm scarred. Seriously, dude, do we really need to know that?

I mean, dildos work for about every hole. Just because someone slaps a special "Vaginal use" label on a dildo doesn't mean anal isn't possible.

And seriously? A hairbrush handle? Okay, sounds painful, but wash it off, it's all good. The cucumber, no, just no. ALSO, WHY DID YOU DO THAT? YOU HAVE RUINED CUCUMBERS AND BANANAS, MY FAVORITE NON-MEAT FOODS! I hope you're happy. And then you ate it? Idon't care if you did wash it! Just no. You shouldn't eat that. Now I need a therapist. Flashlight? I mean, a fleshlight seems like the sexual pleasure thing, but a flashlight would work too... and your MOTHER'S makeup brush? And a toothbrush? Did you at least sanitize? And this is why anal tears kill people!

Seriously, use your fingers with gloves. Or get a long-ish dildo. AND USE LUBE!
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Unread postby iamfirework » 24th February, 2017, 4:24 pm

I never sticked any object into my ass for pleasure. I think that's so weird, cant imagine having fun with something made of rubber/plastic, even in same shape of a perfect penis
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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby GaycrazyBoi » 24th February, 2017, 8:19 pm

TheBrunswickian wrote:human penis


Super late reply, but...

As opposed to... animal penis? I mean, the "human" part seems unnecessary.
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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby Cobalt » 24th February, 2017, 8:56 pm

As long as it isn't a table leg.

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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby Cobalt » 24th February, 2017, 8:57 pm

GaycrazyBoi wrote:
TheBrunswickian wrote:human penis


Super late reply, but...

As opposed to... animal penis? I mean, the "human" part seems unnecessary.

As opposed to silicon / plastic / dildo

Get your mind out of the gutter ya nasty :err:
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