What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby GaycrazyBoi » 24th February, 2017, 9:20 pm

Cobalt wrote:
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TheBrunswickian wrote:human penis


Super late reply, but...

As opposed to... animal penis? I mean, the "human" part seems unnecessary.

As opposed to silicon / plastic / dildo

Get your mind out of the gutter ya nasty :err:


I'm the nasty one?

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Sort of irrelevant, but...
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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby Mawd » 24th February, 2017, 9:43 pm

Self storage with Eric Carr TeenageGay

For the love of all that is unholy put condoms over the household items you're using. You could be leaving bacteria within hard to wash out places that could make you and those around you very sick. Or give yourself some kind of infection.

At least cover them in antibac handwash or something and stop using things that go near people's faces.
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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby Vortex » 24th February, 2017, 11:57 pm

I miss Eric.
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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby Togetik » 25th February, 2017, 1:41 am

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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby Tim. » 25th February, 2017, 1:55 am

Please seek help
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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby George » 26th February, 2017, 2:26 pm

Mostly aubergine/eggplants. If horny enough, the common or garden pineapple.
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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby Sturgeon » 26th February, 2017, 2:29 pm

having a shit
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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby Gibbs » 26th February, 2017, 3:57 pm

The lords bible normally
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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby freakism » 26th February, 2017, 5:42 pm

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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby TheBrunswickian » 26th February, 2017, 6:43 pm

George wrote:Mostly aubergine/eggplants. If horny enough, the common or garden pineapple.

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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby Mati » 26th February, 2017, 6:44 pm

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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby Tweener » 26th February, 2017, 8:41 pm

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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby Jedikiah » 27th February, 2017, 7:15 am

I would link you the One guy one jar video where a guy puts a glass jar up his ass butt i wont. <---- Haha get the pun? ;)
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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby Vortex » 27th February, 2017, 12:59 pm

Usually a dick tbh.
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[6:03 AM] Pity: Omg... stop making me sound like a racist idiot
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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby Hyacinth » 27th February, 2017, 3:07 pm

how come this has not been posted yet

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Re: What do you use for pleasuring yourself anally?

Unread postby Ebsy » 27th February, 2017, 4:49 pm

Hyacinth wrote:
how come this has not been posted yet

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