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Unread postPosted: 19th February, 2017, 11:18 am 
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Many websites always have the same generic "don't stick anything that shouldn't belong in there" as if teenagers can get a dildo, and most are made for vaginal use anyway. Anyways I usually use a hairbrush handle, cucumber, (one time I was dumb and after I was done pleasuring myself I washed tried to eat eat, grossed out, then I broke it into 2 pieces and flushed it down the toilet, was plugged for a bit, and there was a window right there too) used a mini banana once, and a flashlight sometimes, first thing I stuck up there was my mom's makeup brush, which I still use sometimes as it is super smooth but a little too small.


  
 
Unread postPosted: 19th February, 2017, 11:28 am 
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Unread postPosted: 19th February, 2017, 11:30 am 
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Unread postPosted: 19th February, 2017, 11:38 am 
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Unread postPosted: 19th February, 2017, 11:55 am 
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Unread postPosted: 19th February, 2017, 11:56 am 
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first thing I stuck up there was my mom's makeup brush, which I still use sometimes


I am so so so sorry for your mother.


  
 
Unread postPosted: 19th February, 2017, 12:04 pm 
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The first thing I stuck up there was my mom's makeup brush, which I still use sometimes.


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Unread postPosted: 19th February, 2017, 12:05 pm 
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If you're going to explore your bat cave, just use fingers until you can buy a dildo omg :err:
You can always buy an extra toothbrush if you need to work yourself out that way.

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Unread postPosted: 19th February, 2017, 12:07 pm 
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TheBrunswickian wrote:
human penis


seems to do the trick for me as well

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Unread postPosted: 19th February, 2017, 6:07 pm 
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TheBrunswickian wrote:
human penis


seems to do the trick for me as well


1) That's immoral.
2) Damn you bastards for having access to penis.

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Unread postPosted: 19th February, 2017, 7:11 pm 
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A nice white-pink dildo, about average length and above average girth.


  
 
Unread postPosted: 19th February, 2017, 8:53 pm 
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TeenageGaymer wrote:
Many websites always have the same generic "don't stick anything that shouldn't belong in there" as if teenagers can get a dildo, and most are made for vaginal use anyway. Anyways I usually use a hairbrush handle, cucumber, (one time I was dumb and after I was done pleasuring myself I washed tried to eat eat, grossed out, then I broke it into 2 pieces and flushed it down the toilet, was plugged for a bit, and there was a window right there too) used a mini banana once, and a flashlight sometimes, first thing I stuck up there was my mom's makeup brush, which I still use sometimes as it is super smooth but a little too small.


Okay, okay, I'm scarred. Seriously, dude, do we really need to know that?

I mean, dildos work for about every hole. Just because someone slaps a special "Vaginal use" label on a dildo doesn't mean anal isn't possible.

And seriously? A hairbrush handle? Okay, sounds painful, but wash it off, it's all good. The cucumber, no, just no. ALSO, WHY DID YOU DO THAT? YOU HAVE RUINED CUCUMBERS AND BANANAS, MY FAVORITE NON-MEAT FOODS! I hope you're happy. And then you ate it? Idon't care if you did wash it! Just no. You shouldn't eat that. Now I need a therapist. Flashlight? I mean, a fleshlight seems like the sexual pleasure thing, but a flashlight would work too... and your MOTHER'S makeup brush? And a toothbrush? Did you at least sanitize? And this is why anal tears kill people!

Seriously, use your fingers with gloves. Or get a long-ish dildo. AND USE LUBE!


  
 
Unread postPosted: 24th February, 2017, 4:24 pm 
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I never sticked any object into my ass for pleasure. I think that's so weird, cant imagine having fun with something made of rubber/plastic, even in same shape of a perfect penis


  
 
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TheBrunswickian wrote:
human penis


Super late reply, but...

As opposed to... animal penis? I mean, the "human" part seems unnecessary.


  
 
Unread postPosted: 24th February, 2017, 8:56 pm 
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GaycrazyBoi wrote:
TheBrunswickian wrote:
human penis


Super late reply, but...

As opposed to... animal penis? I mean, the "human" part seems unnecessary.

As opposed to silicon / plastic / dildo

Get your mind out of the gutter ya nasty :err:

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