Would you... if you could?

Discuss sexuality, whether your own or someone else's.

Would you if you could? (voting is anonymous)

I would try it once:
6
9%
I would do it if I could (+swallow):
48
75%
I would do it if I could (spit):
3
5%
I would do it if I could (elsewhere):
1
2%
I wouldn't do it even if I could:
6
9%
 
Total votes : 64

Would you... if you could?

Unread postby ForeverFem » 24th November, 2016, 6:44 pm

I'm sure you know what I mean :) (self oral).

I thought most guys could do it with exercise, but then I was called lucky on here, so I guess I'm wrong.

Have you ever tried?
If you could, would swallowing be a step too far for you do you think, or no big deal?
Are you OK with oral/semen with a boyfriend?

Just wondering (as perhaps other are). Thanks if you post.
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Re: Would you... if you could?

Unread postby JonathanT88 » 24th November, 2016, 6:57 pm

Seems like a lot of unnecessary effort.
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Re: Would you... if you could?

Unread postby -Brandon- » 24th November, 2016, 7:01 pm

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Re: Would you... if you could?

Unread postby ForeverFem » 24th November, 2016, 7:08 pm

JonathanT88 wrote:Seems like a lot of unnecessary effort.

Perhaps some would say sex go's in the same category compared to receiving manual or oral.
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Re: Would you... if you could?

Unread postby Knope » 24th November, 2016, 8:47 pm

ForeverFem wrote:Have you ever tried?
If you could, would swallowing be a step too far for you do you think, or no big deal?
Are you OK with oral/semen with a boyfriend?


1.) If you mean not jokingly, then no.
2.) I really wouldn't bother trying. Like Jon said, doesn't seem like it'd be worth the effort.
3.) Sure.
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Re: Would you... if you could?

Unread postby Unseasoned Chicken » 24th November, 2016, 9:42 pm

I thought everyone selfsucked
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Re: Would you... if you could?

Unread postby Elgar » 24th November, 2016, 10:25 pm

i can, i do it ... now and then. no big deal
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Re: Would you... if you could?

Unread postby Nerolunar » 25th November, 2016, 11:01 am

I would never know since Im not gonna break my back in an attempt to try.
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Re: Would you... if you could?

Unread postby muddylegs » 25th November, 2016, 1:36 pm

I'm surprised at the number of people who said they would :lol:

I'm sure I'd be able to but the sustained effort it'd take must be uncomfortable (that kind of position can't be good for your back) and I really have no reason to.
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Re: Would you... if you could?

Unread postby Sturgeon » 25th November, 2016, 8:58 pm

Oral has never been that enjoyable for me. You pretty much have to grate my chappie with your hands furiously before I can feel anything.

But it would be a great party trick.
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Re: Would you... if you could?

Unread postby ConnorM » 25th November, 2016, 9:52 pm

Funny story,
A friend of mine (No, really, I'm not nearly flexible enough to do it) does it, and the other day he sent me some rather worried messages. You see, he was in the process of swallowing, and he laughed for some reason, and because he doesn't have adenoids, well.
"Dick snot" has never been a more appropriate phrase, I suppose.
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Re: Would you... if you could?

Unread postby Marshadow00 » 26th November, 2016, 6:16 am

I've done it, but the position gets uncomfortable after a while. I've only gotten it half way down, so I guess it still counts if I'm still able to suck a bit more than just the tip?.. Ah well. Never cared for it too much, but cool I guess
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Re: Would you... if you could?

Unread postby ForeverFem » 27th November, 2016, 5:08 pm

Marshadow00 wrote:I've done it, but the position gets uncomfortable after a while. I've only gotten it half way down, so I guess it still counts if I'm still able to suck a bit more than just the tip?.. Ah well. Never cared for it too much, but cool I guess

I would count it if it's only some. It's the.. er.. 'negative pressure' that does it for me, so it doesn't have to be all the way for that. How do you usually finish? Are you OK with keeping going during orgasm?
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Re: Would you... if you could?

Unread postby Oigo » 1st December, 2016, 11:14 pm

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Re: Would you... if you could?

Unread postby Charlie » 2nd December, 2016, 5:06 pm

Sure, my dicks amazing.

Jealous of all the other guys who get to suck it tbh.
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Re: Would you... if you could?

Unread postby Russell » 2nd December, 2016, 11:11 pm

1. I've tried it a few times before. I didn't find it that pleasurable and it is extremely uncomfortable and hurts my back. That said, I've never really been a huge fan of receiving oral anyway - I prefer to give it. :shifty:
2. Yes. I always eat my own cum. It makes it easier to clean up, it's high in protein and I enjoy salty foods. There have likely only been a handful of times where I've not indulged.
3. Well, I've never had a problem with it before. If anything, I see it as a reward for a job well done.
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Re: Would you... if you could?

Unread postby TheBrunswickian » 3rd December, 2016, 3:41 am

ForeverFem wrote:Have you ever tried?
If you could, would swallowing be a step too far for you do you think, or no big deal?
Are you OK with oral/semen with a boyfriend?

1) I have tried, but dear fucking god it hurt my back.
2) huh... probably not... my own bodily fluids is probably where I draw the line
3) Boyfriend? Honey, I'm okay with it with the guy in the back alley giving me 50 bucks
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Re: Would you... if you could?

Unread postby Burns » 3rd December, 2016, 6:55 pm

Of course, I just wish I was flexible enough. Would I swallow, ehh maybe.

I mean, we all give ourselves handjobs all the time and have no problem giving others handjobs as well. But when it comes to blowjobs, the same principle doesn't apply. I am tasting some inconsistencies here.
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Re: Would you... if you could?

Unread postby ForeverFem » 14th December, 2016, 3:10 am

Are you worth 50 bucks?
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Re: Would you... if you could?

Unread postby Vortex » 14th December, 2016, 4:12 am

I actually had absolutely no idea what you were talking about until I read it.

But yeah I would. "Men give better head" is homosexual propaganda and I'd rather just do it myself.

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