A Slut's Guide to Gay Sex

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A Slut's Guide to Gay Sex

Unread postby Vortex » 2nd June, 2015, 1:15 am

Hello! Since you're here, I am guessing you're probably kind of inexperienced with sex. So I figured I would compile some advice for doing the frikity frak.

So, first off, since I am guessing most of you are bottoms, let’s start here. There’s going to be some shit you don’t want to hear, sorry.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness.
MAKE SURE YOU ARE CLEAN. This is, like, the most important point of all time, ever. How? Well. Honestly, you should be able to “know” if you have to go. Like, you should know what it feels like to be empty down there. But if you’re still nervous about it, you can use something that squirts to put water in your ass. So you’ll wanna squirt water into your ass, hold it for a few seconds, pass it, and repeat until everything is nice and clean. Hopefully shouldn’t be too long, or at all. Some people don’t ever have trouble with this.

So now that we’re nice and clean, the important thing for bottoms is to make sure you are relaxed. This is also the responsibility of the top to make sure you’re relaxed, since most of the physical stress is upon the bottom.

Safety is important!
At this point I want to add the traditional safe sex spiel. USE A CONDOM. That said, when using a condom, you need more lube than without. Always keep that in mind. In fact, always use plenty of lube. It might be impossible to use too much. As a personal preference, I hate water based lube. It can dry out and get sticky; not really something you want to happen in your ass. So, I vastly prefer silicone based lube. NOT OIL. Oil eats latex, and that means you’ll have a bad time.

How to stick it in.
As for a guide to topping. Well... I have a lot of experience bottoming, so I can tell you some things to not do, ever, when topping. There are of course exceptions to this depending on the guy, but in general, yeah.

For one, don’t just try and jam it in. If the bottom says it hurts more than they are willing to deal with, stop. Foreplay is really important, because, again, it helps the guy relax. When he’s relaxed, it’s easier to get inside him.

Foreplay!
There’s a lot of different types of foreplay. Really, foreplay can be anything that is an erotic stimulus. As for things you can do to the guy you are topping, that will ultimately vary depending on the guy. However, the two largest things are fingering and rimming. I personally don’t like getting fingered because fingernails. By the way. MAKE SURE YOUR NAILS ARE NOT LONG FOR THIS JESUS CHRIST.

Start with one finger. Don’t go fistfucking someone, unless they’re He Who Shall Not Be Named. But yeah. ONE FINGER. Then add more. Honestly, three should be a good stopping point. Go one, two, then three. While you’re going at it, try and rub their prostate. You should be able to feel it. And they will, too, because it feels really good.

Another popular method of anal foreplay is rimming. This is my personal preference. A lot of people will find it gross, but it’s really not. When they’re nice and clean, it’s basically the same as just licking any other piece of skin. Start off licking their asshole. Don’t jam your tongue into their ass. It’s awkward. After a while, you can try more penetration with your tongue.

At this point I feel I need to stress that you can’t really just foreplay for thirty seconds, then jam your cock in. Just… Please don’t. Unless they’re actually into that. In general, make sure your bottom is nice and relaxed and actually ready to be penetrated.

Actual sex, finally.
And now we’re finally to the actual fucking part! Yes, there’s a lot of buildup. Sorry. Anyhow, regardless of what position you do, remember that the bottom needs to be in control of how you go inside him. Which basically means that you need to listen to him, and if he says stop, you pull out. He is in charge of this part.

Afterwards, some guys will want some time to “get used to” having a dick inside their ass for a minute or so. And when they’re ready, you can start actually fucking. Only go as hard or as fast as the bottom is comfortable with. Not only is ignoring him a dick move, but it can actually result in damage to his rectum if you are just jackhammering away and he’s saying stop.

Tl;dr
To sum it up: Bottoms, make sure you’re clean, and stay in control of certain aspects of sex. Relax. Don’t be tense, that will make it so much worse. Tops: Be respectful and listen to the guy you are topping. When he says stop, you stop. No ifs ands or buts. Really, don’t do anything that makes him uncomfortable.

So that’s basically everything I can think of right now. If you have any questions I’ll be glad to answer them, if I can. I think this covers most of the basics.
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Re: A Slut's Guide to Gay Sex

Unread postby Cobalt » 2nd June, 2015, 2:01 am

THIS IS GREAT AND I LOVE YOU.

Pls show this to every top ever. Most tops are so bad, omg. Especially the closeted ones. They think it's like straight sex and they can just jam it in and start pounding. No regard for the bottom. The amount of rude/selfish tops I've had sex with FAR outweighs the ones who have had any regard for my comfort or enjoyment. Some of them don't even make sure their bottom cums, like who are you?
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Re: A Slut's Guide to Gay Sex

Unread postby Quinn » 2nd June, 2015, 2:36 am

i get no pleasure from prostate stimulation sorry
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Re: A Slut's Guide to Gay Sex

Unread postby Cobalt » 2nd June, 2015, 2:37 am

Quinn wrote:i get no pleasure from prostate stimulation sorry

You're probably doing it wrong. :skull:
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Re: A Slut's Guide to Gay Sex

Unread postby Quinn » 2nd June, 2015, 2:42 am

Cobalt wrote:
Quinn wrote:i get no pleasure from prostate stimulation sorry

You're probably doing it wrong. :skull:


I certainly haven't been told that by literally everyone ever

and I've let many of the cuter ones try to prove me wrong, to their disappointment.

I've even had my doctor check it out in case it was cancer.
it just isn't sensitive at all.
it's just there.
doesn't stop me from fucking in the regular.
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Re: A Slut's Guide to Gay Sex

Unread postby Cobalt » 2nd June, 2015, 2:42 am

That's disappointing. A prostate-stimulated orgasm can be several times as powerful as a regular one.
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Re: A Slut's Guide to Gay Sex

Unread postby muddylegs » 2nd June, 2015, 2:43 am

Quinn wrote:
Cobalt wrote:
Quinn wrote:i get no pleasure from prostate stimulation sorry

You're probably doing it wrong. :skull:


I certainly haven't been told that by literally everyone ever

and I've let many of the cuter ones try to prove me wrong, to their disappointment.

I've even had my doctor check it out in case it was cancer.
it just isn't sensitive at all.
it's just there.
doesn't stop me from fucking in the regular.

Maybe you were born a woman.
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Re: A Slut's Guide to Gay Sex

Unread postby Quinn » 2nd June, 2015, 2:44 am

why do you think I top, henny :gaycat:
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Re: A Slut's Guide to Gay Sex

Unread postby Canadianborn » 2nd June, 2015, 2:50 am

Thanks Daniel! :lol: I'm glad you actually went through with this haha.
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Unread postby Ebsy » 2nd June, 2015, 3:06 am

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Re: A Slut's Guide to Gay Sex

Unread postby Cobalt » 2nd June, 2015, 3:20 am

Quinn wrote:why do you think I top, henny :gaycat:

Not for that daddy you were seeing, sis. :gaycat:
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Re: A Slut's Guide to Gay Sex

Unread postby Dessy » 2nd June, 2015, 3:32 am

Don’t go fistfucking someone, unless they’re He Who Shall Not Be Named.


The shaddeeeeeee :skull:

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Good guide Dan, especially for the tops.
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Re: A Slut's Guide to Gay Sex

Unread postby Tim. » 2nd June, 2015, 3:33 am

This is good advice, and written in a way that's not too sleazy. I agree with pretty much everything that's been said.
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Re: A Slut's Guide to Gay Sex

Unread postby Shyn » 2nd June, 2015, 7:30 pm

Too lazy to read….
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Unread postby Lenarts » 2nd June, 2015, 8:06 pm

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Re: A Slut's Guide to Gay Sex

Unread postby Casz » 2nd June, 2015, 8:11 pm

Finally! I've always wanted to know how to be a slut :gaycat: :rip: :rip: :rip:
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Re: A Slut's Guide to Gay Sex

Unread postby Stark » 2nd June, 2015, 8:33 pm

JudgeDes wrote:
Don’t go fistfucking someone, unless they’re He Who Shall Not Be Named.


The shaddeeeeeee :skull:

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nnnnnnnnn I'm glad I wasn't the only one who picked up on this

Also, great guide, I agree with pretty much everything said. Campaign to get this thread stickied tbh



And Quinn, darling, my condolences.
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Re: A Slut's Guide to Gay Sex

Unread postby Canadianborn » 2nd June, 2015, 9:07 pm

I told him in chat if he wrote it, I'd get it stickied.
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Re: A Slut's Guide to Gay Sex

Unread postby Tyler » 2nd June, 2015, 10:32 pm

Reviewing. I was a slut already, but now I'm gonna dominate that corner. BYE BITCHES.

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Unread postby Dessy » 2nd June, 2015, 10:33 pm

Tyler wrote:Reviewing. I was a slut already, but now I'm gonna dominate that corner. BYE BITCHES.

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