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First Time Buying sex toy

Unread postby robin.mkd » 24th January, 2014, 1:42 pm

Hello, does anyone know how, and where can i buy a sex toy (dildo or butt plug), but be completely secret?
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Unread postby Sullivan » 24th January, 2014, 1:47 pm

Why not use a bit of ingenuity and fashion one yourself, like this resourceful young man.
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Re: First Time Buying sex toy

Unread postby robin.mkd » 24th January, 2014, 1:52 pm

Sullivan wrote:Why not use a bit of ingenuity and fashion one yourself, like this resourceful young man.

haha please don't tease me :D
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Unread postby Ben :) » 24th January, 2014, 2:00 pm

Sullivan wrote:Why not use a bit of ingenuity and fashion one yourself, like this resourceful young man.

he never say how that ended up :c
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Unread postby Sullivan » 24th January, 2014, 2:05 pm

robin.mkd wrote:haha please don't tease me :D

Don't make topics that give me the opportunity. :D

You're nineteen, meaning I'd hope that you have a bank card and/or credit card of your own. Just buy one online and have it shipped to you. Given the business they're in, I'm sure the retailers try to be discreet about everything.
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Unread postby Bourdain » 24th January, 2014, 2:16 pm

I see you're eager to buy one, I recommend using a sex shop online like http://www.adameve.com/ and use the coupon code <dv>, or <freak>, not only it will save you up to 50% in about any item but it will be free shipping, don't attempt to penetrate yourself with fruit or vegetables, much less things wrapped in tin foil... Also buy some silicone lube while you're at it, they're the best for anal sex/masturbation.
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Unread postby Eryx » 24th January, 2014, 2:17 pm

Ben :) wrote:he never say how that ended up :c
Maybe he bled out. :dunno:
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Re: First Time Buying sex toy

Unread postby karl18 » 24th January, 2014, 2:35 pm

amazon
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Unread postby Stormwatcher » 24th January, 2014, 2:45 pm

karl18 wrote:amazon

But not from the "used" section.
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Re: First Time Buying sex toy

Unread postby Canadianborn » 24th January, 2014, 3:02 pm

Stormwatcher wrote:
karl18 wrote:amazon

But not from the "used" section.

..why not? :shifty:
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Unread postby moneyball03 » 24th January, 2014, 3:06 pm

I got "new" toys on Amazon, but there's always the XXX Store, where it's close to you.
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Unread postby LlamaBinLadn » 25th January, 2014, 11:25 am

Eryx wrote:
Ben :) wrote:he never say how that ended up :c
Maybe he bled out. :dunno:

I hope he didn't because I'm curious as to what his 'resourcefulness' culminated in. Pain maybe?
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Re: First Time Buying sex toy

Unread postby Ben :) » 25th January, 2014, 12:55 pm

LlamaBinLadn wrote:
Eryx wrote:
Ben :) wrote:he never say how that ended up :c
Maybe he bled out. :dunno:

I hope he didn't because I'm curious as to what his 'resourcefulness' culminated in. Pain maybe?

or maybe hes onto something and is now selling sex toys to anne summers :dunno:
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Re: First Time Buying sex toy

Unread postby robin.mkd » 25th January, 2014, 6:49 pm

For real guys, any ideas ?
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Re: First Time Buying sex toy

Unread postby karl18 » 25th January, 2014, 7:21 pm

robin.mkd wrote:For real guys, any ideas ?


...amazon...
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Re: First Time Buying sex toy

Unread postby moneytalks » 28th May, 2018, 5:36 am

I would try checking out Blissful Cherry. They sell sex toys online and ship straight to your door in discrete packaging (the shipping label on the box uses a generic blanket company just in case someone other than yourself sees your package).

Plus, they have great sex toy guides such as this dildo guide. Really useful for someone who is new to sex toys and wanting to learn more about how to best use them :)
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Re: First Time Buying sex toy

Unread postby Estaphel » 28th May, 2018, 6:45 am

moneytalks wrote:I would try checking out Blissful Cherry. They sell sex toys online and ship straight to your door in discrete packaging (the shipping label on the box uses a generic blanket company just in case someone other than yourself sees your package).

Plus, they have great sex toy guides such as this dildo guide. Really useful for someone who is new to sex toys and wanting to learn more about how to best use them :)


i get this but wtf this thread is literally 4 years old why are you resurrecting it lmao.
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Re: First Time Buying sex toy

Unread postby CRUSTY SEA MILF » 28th May, 2018, 10:27 am

It's what the people want
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Re: First Time Buying sex toy

Unread postby Estaphel » 28th May, 2018, 11:03 am

fairs, and it reminded me of the existence of duke so it's not terrible i guess
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Re: First Time Buying sex toy

Unread postby Deither » 10th June, 2018, 3:40 pm

When I bought my first "Certified BBC" Dildo I gave my grandma's address so my parents wouldn't know :)
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