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Unread postPosted: 14th June, 2010, 2:43 am 
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Chilfy called me last night at fucking 3 in the morning, 5 hours into my earlier-than-usual sleep. He said he wanted me to fuck him. Now, I was still tired and woozy, but I wasn't going to pass up this opportunity. So I drove over and got him.

10 minutes after that, we're naked and I can't fucking get it up. I just want to go back to sleep. I don't even feel like sucking dick. I'm just...tired. I try and try and it comes up here and there but we fail at getting it into his ass.

So, we leave without getting off. He tried to fuck me but his dick was way too fucking big, especially for my tired, not-that-aroused self.

So I just drove him back at 5:00. -___-;

He said that tonight he's having sex with a girl and he might want to go out with her and he doesn't like to cheat. :argh: So I might lose my chilf.

He didn't look very chilfy last night, though; he hadn't shaven...he was all hairy. That made it more difficult to get turned on...boo.

Oh well.

Let it be known to not have sex when you've been awoken from a deep sleep. You can't force yourself to be horny. :shifty:

  
 
Unread postPosted: 14th June, 2010, 3:12 am 
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Tragic </3 :lol:

  
 
Unread postPosted: 14th June, 2010, 3:13 am 
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lostpainting wrote:
You can't force yourself to be horny. :shifty:


Viagra!

  
 
Unread postPosted: 14th June, 2010, 3:14 am 
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Unread postPosted: 14th June, 2010, 3:15 am 
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Thank God, you are one sick human being (do you even deserved to be called that?) that you're only interested in little boys.

  
 
Unread postPosted: 14th June, 2010, 3:44 am 
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Unread postPosted: 14th June, 2010, 3:46 am 
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Unread postPosted: 14th June, 2010, 3:57 am 
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lostpainting wrote:

So I just drove him back at 5:00. -___-;

:shifty:


I would make him walk home, I'm sure that girl he speaks of could come pick him up :keke:

  
 
Unread postPosted: 14th June, 2010, 4:22 am 
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lostpainting wrote:
Let it be known to not have sex when you've been awoken from a deep sleep.


I like it when Matt wakes me up playing with my cock because he wants to get fucked.

  
 
Unread postPosted: 14th June, 2010, 4:22 am 
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MickDunDun should be banned.


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Unread postPosted: 14th June, 2010, 4:36 am 
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lostpainting wrote:
Chilfy called me last night at fucking 3 in the morning, 5 hours into my earlier-than-usual sleep. He said he wanted me to fuck him. Now, I was still tired and woozy, but I wasn't going to pass up this opportunity. So I drove over and got him.

10 minutes after that, we're naked and I can't fucking get it up. I just want to go back to sleep. I don't even feel like sucking dick. I'm just...tired. I try and try and it comes up here and there but we fail at getting it into his ass.

So, we leave without getting off. He tried to fuck me but his dick was way too fucking big, especially for my tired, not-that-aroused self.

So I just drove him back at 5:00. -___-;

He said that tonight he's having sex with a girl and he might want to go out with her and he doesn't like to cheat. :argh: So I might lose my chilf.

He didn't look very chilfy last night, though; he hadn't shaven...he was all hairy. That made it more difficult to get turned on...boo.

Oh well.

Let it be known to not have sex when you've been awoken from a deep sleep. You can't force yourself to be horny. :shifty:



IDK mang, guess it depends how hot the guy is.

  
 
Unread postPosted: 14th June, 2010, 4:48 am 
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I'm not even touching this with a 12 foot pole.

  
 
Unread postPosted: 14th June, 2010, 4:58 am 
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HuevosGrande wrote:
lostpainting wrote:
Let it be known to not have sex when you've been awoken from a deep sleep.


I like it when Matt wakes me up playing with my cock because he wants to get fucked.


Ugh!

Also -- you're back together? O_o

  
 
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Unread postPosted: 9th October, 2010, 10:48 am 
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