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Re: 3 Words Story

Unread postby Woollyhoolly » 10th September, 2017, 5:05 am

As his anus
Made you look

Trudeau's my daddy
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Re: 3 Words Story

Unread postby (un)creative » 10th September, 2017, 5:44 am

... wanted some appreciation...
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Re: 3 Words Story

Unread postby Squipel » 10th September, 2017, 5:47 am

…from a massive
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Re: 3 Words Story

Unread postby Sokol » 10th September, 2017, 6:08 am

big penis-shaped cucumber
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Re: 3 Words Story

Unread postby (un)creative » 10th September, 2017, 5:01 pm

. The cucumber slowly...
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Re: 3 Words Story

Unread postby Squipel » 11th September, 2017, 1:10 pm

eased its way
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Re: 3 Words Story

Unread postby Sokol » 11th September, 2017, 1:22 pm

in his anus
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Re: 3 Words Story

Unread postby (un)creative » 11th September, 2017, 2:43 pm

...where it stayed...
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Re: 3 Words Story

Unread postby Lochlan » 11th September, 2017, 4:44 pm

for 100 years
I'll find some real nice thing for my signature one day..
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Re: 3 Words Story

Unread postby Woollyhoolly » 12th September, 2017, 3:22 am

During these years
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Trudeau's my daddy
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Re: 3 Words Story

Unread postby (un)creative » 12th September, 2017, 9:39 am

...the cucumber started...
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Re: 3 Words Story

Unread postby Lochlan » 12th September, 2017, 4:17 pm

to contemplate life
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Re: 3 Words Story

Unread postby Abdeltyf » 13th September, 2017, 12:56 pm

It then decided
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Re: 3 Words Story

Unread postby MCarr » 21st September, 2017, 5:32 pm

to leave... forever.
"I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia. You are not scared. You are an asshole"

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Re: 3 Words Story

Unread postby MCarr » 21st September, 2017, 6:18 pm

I think this story is done, so I joined everything.

Far, far away in the city, there was a small, lonely cat that decided to make some friends. He went to the local park where other kittens frolicked in the field. They were three-horned and red-eyed.
“Why the fuck would you ruin this decadent orgy?”- said the other puppies to the horny, small lonely, cat. The puppies began casually praising satan while jerking-off rabidly to the picture of a big, overweight, hideous squirrel. Then, a Portuguese, muscular, tall, large twink suddenly appeared.
“To your battle-stations”- he shouted out loud.
The puppies then fired all cannons that were armed with bloodthirsty ugly Minion dream-catchers. They then suddenly ejaculated towards the poor confused puppy who mastered pole dancing by twirling around to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody playing backward eating some nachos. The cat was malodorous but hung from the tree of donkey smegma. Then God Almighty took a bow and shot the man on stilts who then fell into a pool filled with bowels that smelled bad. Then God went away from the Deep Purple concert towards the east of the coast of the black sea.
The cat then jumped off a colossal cock that belonged to his slave master Pity, the king of Respect and Establishment, who set off on a trip to Grindr's headquarters to leak nudes of male celebrities, including himself and Neil Patrick Harris of which he had stolen his virginity and bike, which he needed to fulfil his deepest, darkest desires. Then he jumped on that bike that had attached itself to his dick and drove to the sunset club in Seattle for an anal appreciation group meeting as his anus wanted some appreciation from a massive big penis-shaped cucumber. The cucumber slowly eased its way in his anus where it stayed for 100 years. During these years the cucumber started to contemplate life. It then decided to leave…forever.

We'll start a new story now!
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Re: 3 Words Story

Unread postby Woollyhoolly » 21st September, 2017, 6:33 pm

Jimmy woke up.
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Trudeau's my daddy
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Re: 3 Words Story

Unread postby Unseasoned Chicken » 21st September, 2017, 10:47 pm

with a hard...
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Re: 3 Words Story

Unread postby (un)creative » 23rd September, 2017, 3:23 pm

dick in his
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Re: 3 Words Story

Unread postby Ganymede » 23rd September, 2017, 4:22 pm

...left pocket. He...
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Re: 3 Words Story

Unread postby Kaspar » 24th September, 2017, 4:45 pm

yelled and looked around
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